when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
- Everyone I know: My future's so bright! I'm doing well with school, getting married, traveling to new, exotic places AND I'm having a baby!
- Me: I'm really excited about this pizza I'm going to eat later.
Feeling really put out with everything. Why do things always get in the way.
The Simpsons
Stared at this for ages. ^










































